just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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