What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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