I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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