if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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