i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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