You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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