We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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