it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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