That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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