I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wish there were birth control emojis
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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