Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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