just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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