dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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