i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
