Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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