I wanna passion pit in your ass
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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