great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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