Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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