Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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