Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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