My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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