White coat. Heels.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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