I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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