I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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