I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
why is half of my head shaved?
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