found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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