i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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