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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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