what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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