This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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