I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...