I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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