Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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