he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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