mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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