if you like me you must not know who I am
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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