yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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