fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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