i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I need you to use more vowels.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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