just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
