About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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