if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sorry about my life...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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