I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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