I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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