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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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