Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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