Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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