let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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