I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
im on a boat
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