I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
even my farts smell like vagina
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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