Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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