he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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